Dear Friends, 

I've decided that I talk too much, so I might as well start a blog and write about the meaning of life and other ideas that haunt my thoughts so that I can relieve you all of listening to my ramblings. Despite this, my blog creation is more for my benefit than yours. I feel like an artsy hipster with a lonely blog, and who doesn't want to feel like a hipster these days? So, non-existent readers, welcome to my blog that will undoubtedly become viral and you won't be able to say that you "read it before it was cool". Either that or it will soon be forgotten like my many journals stowed away somewhere in my room. Preferably the former. I promise my next posts will be more amusing, thought-provoking, and brilliant than this one. See you around. 

Love, Christie